Friday 22nd July
Me, Tarsh and Dan left for Melbourne around midday on the 22nd, and arrived around 6pm to our motel with WiFi! Omg I have good WiFi! I am going so going to download lots of series and movies and update my music library!
I hate not having internet at the farm! First world problems hey!
So anyways…..we arrived around 6pm and I got to downloading stuff and then got ready and went over to see little one (Christy) as I won’t see her for a while because she is going home to Canada for a couple of months and then she comes back as I leave to go to Bali.
I grabbed a bottle of wine and headed on over to her house and we had a catch up while drinking vodka. Delightful!
We were there for a few hours and then a couple of her work friends came over to join us, we carried on drinking and then we walked into the cbd to go to a bar but as we arrived there they said I was too drunk to get in which I wasn’t, I just looked like an idiot because of the way I was walking with this bloody damaged hip of mine! Ridiculous! Haha
So we went onto somewhere else and what a beaut of a place it was! The tunes were bloody fantastic so we didn’t leave the dancefloor once and I was pulling out all my moves which I really shouldn’t have been doing with the bad hip and would come back to haunt me in the morning!
Once the booze started to wear off I decided to leave and go get a kebab (as ya do!) I haven’t had a kebab in ages being on the farm so naturally I decided while in Melbourne I would eat my little (or now getting bigger and bigger) heart out haha.
So I got my huge kebab and then jumped in an uber back to the motel around 4am and then passed out.
Saturday 23rd July
I woke up on Saturday morning and got myself ready, I didn’t feel too hungover which was nice! So I think the way forward for drinking is just too pre-drink and then don’t drink while out, and also end the night with a huge greasy kebab of course!
I was absolutely starving so I went out and grabbed myself some breaky and had a stroll around the Prahran market while I was waiting for Tarsh and Dan to get ready and come to meet me.
They came and met me and then we hopped on a bus over to the cbd to take Dan to the aquarium. It was so busy in there full of kids screaming and running around but it was still good, Dan was scared at first as it was his first fishy experience but once he got used to it he loved it.
It was a pretty good sea life centre, they had penguins there too which I LOVE!! Although I did feel a bit sorry for them in their small enclosure but that didn’t stop me snapping a selfie with one of them!
After the aquarium we went back over to South Yarra and went into the markets again where I decided to stuff my face with some fresh mussels which were beautiful! – I told you I was going to eat eat eat while I was here, can’t get this on the farm so it’s nice to indulge! Then back to the motel and Tarsh and Andy got ready for their night out to a 50th birthday, and me and Dan were staying the motel, he ended up passing out around 9pm and I just watched banshee and drank wine which was good, and although I wasn’t even slightly hungry I ordered myself some more food! Mexican this time! Hmmmm I wonder why I have put on 2 stone?? Haha.
I went to bed around 2 and then got woken up at 3:30am to Tarsh and Andy coming home shouting around the place drunkenly! Lol sounds like they had a good night.
Sunday 24th July
I woke up to little one calling me at 9am and then got ready and me and Dan went to meet her for breakfast – yes more food!!
This was the last time I was going to see her for a while now which is sad but we shall see each other again! Oh yes we shall!!
So we had breakfast and did some wondering around the market and then back to the motel where we had a cuppa with Tarsh and Andy and then me and little one said our goodbyes. Waaaa!!
Then me Tarsh and Dan drove to Ballarat as Tarsh had a dentist appointment the next day, and Tarsh was going to see her friend who lives there but I decided to just stay in the hotel and get an early night as I was so tired!
The place we were staying at was ridiculous, we were all in the same room and there were lots of people who looked homeless wandering around so I am pretty sure we stayed somewhere for the homeless, Tarsh was worried about us getting raped all night! Oh great! Haha but it was all fine!
Monday 25th July
Tarsh went for her dentist appointment and me and Dan went for breakfast and decided to take a stroll down to the lake where we nearly got attacked by black swans!
I knew all swans were evil! Especially black swans they just look like death!!
So I was stood by the lake trying to put a plastic sheet over the pram because it was really windy and while I was doing that a black swan came up behind me and started hissing and flapping its wings, I screamed and tried to run away with Dan and they chased us and then there were about 100 of these little black birds who then also started to chase us and I was screaming ‘get away from me!!’ I must have looked like a right fucking knob! Lol
Well we got away from them in the end but they were still trying to kick us out of their territory! So we didn’t stay at the lake for too long!
Then we walked back and met Tarsh and then Andy came to meet us as he was around the area and we had lunch then started the drive back up to the farm which took around 5 hours! – Such long journeys here!
A beautiful holiday in a holiday again! Although I think that may be the last time now until I leave the farm in about 6 weeks! – Eeeaaakkkkk excited!!!Share This: